I worked too many night shifts in a row last weekend.
Some of you scientific types may wonder, "What does that do to a person?"
I can tell you what it does to a Camber.
10:30 PM: Go to bed at the same time as Isaac. Oh boy!
10:30-2: Sleep happily.
2 AM: Isaac wakes me up by hitting my face while turning over (no hard feelings, dear). My stomach starts growling.
2:30 AM: I am still WIDE awake, and my stomach is STILL growling. Really?
My stomach thinks it's dinnertime.
2:35 AM: I grudgingly crawl out of bed and yes, eat dinner.
3:00 AM: Still wide awake. And reading every blog in creation.
5:45 AM: My body is finally ready to think about going back to sleep.
6:30 AM: My body actually gets around to going back to sleep.
11:20 AM: I wake up almost 13 hours after going to bed.
Please, think twice before deciding to have chest pain at midnight. Think about your nurses.