Last night one our patients became acutely ill and confused. Adorably confused.
Patient: Am I still alive?
Nurse: Yes, you're still alive.
Patient: I didn't die yet?
Nurse: No, not yet.
Patient: Is 2 plus 2 still 4?
Nurse: Yes.
Patient: Am I here?
Nurse: Where's here?
Patient: I don't know. Wherever I am is here.
*Pause*
Patient: Here is where soul and body meet. Will you find it and take me there please?
*Pause*
Patient: I've been like this all my life. I'm a rebel without a clue.
Nurse: Do you mean a rebel without a cause?
Patient: I think I'm trying to be funny.
He succeeded.
*Pause*
Patient: I've been like this all my life. I'm a rebel without a clue.
Nurse: Do you mean a rebel without a cause?
Patient: I think I'm trying to be funny.
He succeeded.
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